Ouch.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 01/23/2017 at 21:11 • Filed to: Death by doggo

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Doggo was happy to see me when I came home from work, lept straight up into the air, and shoved her schnoz through my right eye socket.

I is paining.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:16

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you got booped by a snoot

TheHondaBro > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/23/2017 at 21:18

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In Soviet Russia, snoot boop you.

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:19

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Has happened to me, can confirm it hurts

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 21:24

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I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 01/23/2017 at 21:25

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Si, si. El doggo snouto...

Rico > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/23/2017 at 22:37

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I’ve got a MINOR chipped tooth due to my doggo doing the same and literally making my bottom teeth clap my top teeth. Minor in that no one would know which tooth is slightly chipped but doggo knows, that loveable bastard.

NJAnon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/24/2017 at 00:54

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Zoidberg, you know the rules: Protect yourself “at all times”. 8D

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 01/24/2017 at 06:44

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My male Brit clawed my ear really good when he was a baby (used to let him sleep in the bed with me at night) and a few weeks ago very nearly gave us both a concussion with an illegal in the NFL helmet to helmet contact. I was bending down to pick up my Chihuahua and my Brit was jumping up on the bed at that exact moment. If I had slow mo footage of it I would have made a new kinjad gif